Please Leave Me Alone Achievements

Heavy Load

Fail the minigames and get a Game Over.

Down the Toilet

Fail the presentation and get fired.

Made It!

Beat the minigames and make it to the bathroom for the first time.

First Success!

Pass the presentation for the first time.

Ladder Climber

Pass every presentation.

Executive Suite

Get a perfect score on every presentation.

Slap Dasher

Unlock Run & Stunner in arcade mode (beat it 3 times).

Hostile Work Environment

Punch every single coworker in Run & Stunner.

Pitch Perfect

Unlock Hallway Pitch Party in arcade mode (beat it 3 times).

Under Par

Win Hallway Pitch Party with 4 or fewer projectiles.

Busted

Unlock Stall Buster in arcade mode (beat it 3 times).

Pro Buster

Beat Stall Buster with zero misses.

Schoolyard Champ

Unlock Rock, Paper, Scissors in arcade mode (beat it 3 times).

Near Miss

Win Rock, Paper, Scissors after losing the first round.

Stall Ninja

Unlock Perv Poker in arcade mode (beat it 3 times).

Master Assassin

Successfully poke the Perv 3 times in a row.

Neat & Tidy

Unlock Seat Wiper in arcade mode (beat it 3 times).

Better In Than Out

Win Seat Wiper after puking 3 times.

Destined for the Throne

Unlock all minigames in arcade mode.

Employee of the Year

Earn all other achievements.