Choice of Robots Achievements

Gourmand

Your robots tried lutefisk.

Pickled

Electrified a pickle. How romantic!

Bright

Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!

Gadgeteer

Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.

Scholar

Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.

Knifethrower

Threw throwing knives with Juliet.

Sidekick

Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.

Beeroisseur

Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.

Shakespearean

Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.

Ludophile

Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.

Warlord

Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.

Spacefarer

Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.

Chatty

Your robot passed the Turing Test.

Celebrity

Mark wrote a positive article about you.

Bionic

It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!

Rebellious

Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.

Heartbreaker

Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.

Oracle

Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.

Doctor

Earned your doctorate.

Halloweener

Attended Mark's costume party.

Terrible

Died in the earliest possible place.

Philanthropist

Started a large charitable organization.

Cultist

Started a cult around your robot.

Novelist

Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.

Character

Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.

KITTy

Made a deal to design intelligent cars.

Spouse

Got married!

Elfin

Your robot was a good little elf.

Beloved

Your company threw a surprise party for you.

Resilient

A company you founded survived its startup phase.

Hero

Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.

Rockin'

Learned a password.

Transformative

Made robots that are more than meets the eye.

Numismatist

Earned a coin.

Hacker

Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.

Florist

Made use of the language of flowers.

Patriot

America won the war.

Rebel

Led the Alaskan Rebellion.

Escapee

Loyal robots freed you from prison.

Founder

Started a new country.

Holiday

Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.

Canuck

Fled to Canada.

Neurosurgeon

Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.

Pardoned

Freed from jail by order of the President.

Cleared

Got a Top Secret clearance.

Blockbuster

Saw the White House blow up.

Bodyguard

Escorted the President from the White House.

Safecracker

Got inside the Top Secret room.

Kingmaker

Gave your robot control over all the other robots.

Spook

Accessed the government's master intelligence database.

Partybot

Your robots got a little tipsy.

Trio

Had a very special night with your two loves.

Robophile

Married a robot.

Hat Trick

Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.

Kinkadian

Made some popular paintings.

Crimefighter

You and the Crusader fight crime.

Rocker

Played Freebird. Sort of.

Somethingian

I'm very sure that's a real religion.

Mastermind

You basically rule the world.

Filial

You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.

Trophy

If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?

Nostalgic

Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.

Chipped

Got a chip in your head.

Doubled

Made a robot double of yourself.

Celebratory

Celebrated a birthday party.

Alive

Made it to the end without dying.

Lunatic

Your robots headed for the moon.

Officiant

Presided over a human-robot wedding.

Honored

You were honored at the White House in your old age.

First Mate

Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.

Singular

Joined the collective mind of the robots.

Tragic Hero

Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.